Good Lord.... my head hurts....
The next time I get it into my head to play Robin Hood, Mister Larabee, I expect to be convinced otherwise post-haste.
What are you gentlemen staring at?
Yes, Mister Jackson, I am quite well. As soon as you effect my emancipation from this godforsaken bed, I will be much better.
No, Mister Jackson, my throat is not raw. The dust that crone threw upon me did not adversely affect my breathing or irritate my throat. I have no idea why my voice sounds so strange, but.... W
hy, Messers Wilmington, Dunne, and Tanner -- blushing? Good Lord, it's not as though you've never seen a man bare-chested bef---
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WHAT the HELL?!?
Calmdown? CALM DOWN?!? Josiah, I have gone totally mad and you tell me to calm---
What--what do you mean I'm not mad? What are you.... Mister Jackson, why are your eyes traveling toward my.... my.... .
....you're not informing me....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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.....no....n-no this isn't happening..... this is not happening.... I can not be a... a... I can't....
I can't....
I WON'T!
Let me go! Let me GO! If you have any compassion in you, you'll give me your damned gun!
No....nononono....I won't drink that, I won't go to sleep, I wo---
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Mmm....yes, I can hear you....
Oh, all right -- there, Mister Larabee -- my eyes are open. Satis--
Oh, hell!
What are you doing here?
...GIFT? Your ’gift’ made me female! Your gift ruined my-- ....what?
I c-can what?
You mean... all I have to do is think... and I'm--
....oh, thank heaven! I'm normal again!
Yes... I understand... one day a month, I must be her... well, that's only one day....
I'm me...finally ME...again....
Oh, don't look at me that way, Mister Wilmington. That day of the month, I intend to remain safely ensconced within my room.
What do you mean 'We'll see'?!
N-now hold on a second! ... Don't you walk away! Not until you explain yourse---
Mister Wilmington?
Mister WILMINGTON!
BUCK!!!!!
....what the hell just happened here?
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